For the last few displays I've been in charge of here at Indigo, I've resorted to ludicrously easy stuff like orange books or books about "subjects". So, for my staff pick, I went all out with in-depth literary analysis that would knock the argyle socks off of some of those Ivy League geezers. I decided to gather a bunch of books by political commentators and make plays-on-words from their authors and titles, with the apt title of PUNdits! I spent a good hour on them, on the clock even. I think that would be my dream job! Here are some of my favorites:
Why type of math reveals an inconvenient truth?
"An Al-Gore rithm!"
Where do the CNN hosts eat?
"The Jack Cafferty-ria"
Who's going to do it?
"George Will" (The author is George Will. I think the beauty in this one is in its absurd simplicity.)
Here are my least favorites:
What kind of gun shoots "bu's"?
"A Pat Bu-cannon"
And then a really long drawn out one where the punchline is "Her? All dough!" like Geraldo Rivera.
A woman already commented on how she hated half of the titles. I think she might have hated the puns more.
Wait! The Geraldo one was my favorite. Is that bad?